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The durian (IPA: [ˈdu.ɹi.ən]) is the fruit of trees of the genus Durio belonging to the Malvaceae, a large family which includes hibiscus, okra, cotton, mallows and linden trees. Widely known and revered in Southeast Asia as the "King of Fruits,"^[1] the fruit is distinctive for its large size, unique odour, and formidable thorn-covered husk.

A man eating durian on the roadside fruitstall in Pandan Jaya, Kuala Lumpur.

Today I drove around the housing area where I live, trying to find the common durian truck that usually sells durian in the evening. They weren't there! The spot has now been outgrown by flags, banners and shoites of various colours. That has now slimmed down the chance for me to consume one before the polling day!!!

Maybe this is just the propaganda of them politicians to stop the supply of durians prior to the election. Maybe this is inline with the research done by a Malaysian model & angsawan up in space that discovered a gene that will mix with durian and create a little monster like the one that fell off from those Cloverfield monster. Could this little tiny monster be the back-up to the FRU to guard the polling locations around the country?

Imagine those babies grown up to the size of an Adidas Teamgeist football, and travel as fast as it is Ronaldinho behind them. It's going to be nasty. It is also rumored that, with the space touch on this creature, it has a resisting effect to phantoms / phantom forces. That will make a good combination to guard the civilians and scare  the phantom voters away during the election day.

The previously ruling government may not benefit much from this. Neither them opposition as more chance of voters to experience trauma from the close encounter with these Durians. The only beneficiary to this implementation of control measure is Parti UNDi rosAK (PUNDAK), as there are high chances that voters who came across this creature will suffer a significant fear with shaking body/hands which will affect the ballot casting and eventually sides to the vote of PUNDAK.